Rusty Vs. Onions

Why oh why?

I don't think it's just me (it might be, I am a bit of a loose one!)

whenever I cut onions its like

(this may be a little graphic - You've been warned)

Some toxic ghost is poking his deadly fingers in my eyes, slowly but surely pulling them out of there beloved sockets and dropping them in a vat of hot fat!

My poor John

he walked in on me sobbing my heart out

"it hurts, it hurts!"

I had to stop him from calling 999

and asking for the nearest mental institute!

You cant rub them, that makes it 10 times worse

I continue cutting

oops

there goes my little finger

didn't really need that anyway

No, i'm joking, fingers are still intact.

So anyway, all this time on my hands

I research how to solve the age old problem

I mean those TV chefs dont do it!

I got 3 solutions:

*Put a metal spoon in mouth
*Wear sunglasses
*Wear attractive rubber gloves

I did all three

again, poor john tries to phone the mental institute when he see's me.

But you'll never believe it

it only worked!

I'm not sure which solution worked however.........







Rusty wins this time, mascara and fingers still intact.

Much love
xXx