Rusty Vs. Onions

Why oh why?

I don't think it's just me (it might be, I am a bit of a loose one!)

whenever I cut onions its like

(this may be a little graphic - You've been warned)

Some toxic ghost is poking his deadly fingers in my eyes, slowly but surely pulling them out of there beloved sockets and dropping them in a vat of hot fat!

My poor John

he walked in on me sobbing my heart out

"it hurts, it hurts!"

I had to stop him from calling 999

and asking for the nearest mental institute!

You cant rub them, that makes it 10 times worse

I continue cutting

oops

there goes my little finger

didn't really need that anyway

No, i'm joking, fingers are still intact.

So anyway, all this time on my hands

I research how to solve the age old problem

I mean those TV chefs dont do it!

I got 3 solutions:

*Put a metal spoon in mouth
*Wear sunglasses
*Wear attractive rubber gloves

I did all three

again, poor john tries to phone the mental institute when he see's me.

But you'll never believe it

it only worked!

I'm not sure which solution worked however.........







Rusty wins this time, mascara and fingers still intact.

Much love
xXx

All About Me...

Shall we begin,

I know you all want to know the gorey details,

everything about me,

of course you do,

and because I care about the world wide web,

and everyone who might, just maybe, one day,

visit this blog,

I should introduce myself,

Name
Holly - Rusty because of the Ginger hair (and the Rusty brain :D),

Birthday
15th December, where is your diary?,

Birthplace
LA, I joke, Portsmouth, England,

Eye Colour
Green/Blue,

(If your a gorgeous tall, dark and handsome gentleman maybe you could confirm),

Hair Colour
Ginger,

(Not red, or golden, or titian or auburn - it's ginger),

Right Handed or Left Handed
Right handed,

Your Weakness
food,

crisps, chocolate, anything that can be digested really,

I'm a very hungry girl,

Your Fears
Big fields,

Yes you read right,

never take me camping,

just in case you were considering,

Your Perfect Pizza
oooo pizza,

I'll have anything on it if you're buying,

Goal You Would Like to Acheive This Year
There are many,

I have a list,

I'll share it with you if you like,

Ok, Ok it will be soon don't worry!

Thoughts When You First Wake Up
Please, a couple more minutes,

Your Bedtime
Normally about 9pm,

I have no social life,

working with kids does that to you,

My poor head,

Your Favourite Memory
Haven Holidays,

The ones you used to go on with your whole family,

Where you could dance like the maddens you really are,

And steal Kippers for breakfast from the caravan across the way,

Where you could wear fancy dress made out of bin bags,

for the Tiger club,

Those holidays rocked,

Chocolate or Vanilla
Both please,

Ever been in love
Unfortunately yes,

Hugh never returned my calls though,

Holly Grant,

Has a ring to it no?

Do you want to get married
Yes,

I've got it all planned,

Red Cape, Bunny Rabbits, Ducks and snow,

Beauty and the beast,

I'll be beauty,

I won't be marrying a beast of course,

Flying without wings,

No Hugh, you have no choice in the matter,

Who are the parents
Mum's an inspiration,

A lot like me really,

Dad's not been around much,

The siblings are much more important,

What do you want to be when you grow up
Hmmm,

I suppose i'm already grown up,

I did want to be a dancer,

But McDonald's and cream cakes got in the way,

So working in childcare it is,

What country would you most like to visit
There's too many to choose one,

A country with a nice beach,

I burn easily but I'm sure I could put up with a bit of charring,

if it meant I actually got to see that thing,

you know,

what do people call it,

S something,

Suuuuu,

Oh yes,

SUN!

So...

That was the important things,

that everybody should know about me,

any questions,

just ask,

I don't bite,

unless you have dough nuts in your hand,

and then i might catch the end of your finger by accident,

sorry,

anyway,

I'm neglecting the nephew talking to you,

poor boy,

all he ever wanted was an aunty to play with him,

and instead i'm talking about eating doughnuts,

in the sunshine,

ahhhh,

Speak soon dearie's,

Rusty -x-

p.s. (I am going honest),

I have moved here from elsewhere,

fresh start and all that jazz,

However one thing I am bringing with me,

one thing I hope you'll love love love,

The song of the day